'Tis the holiday season, so let there be peace and goodwill on ad blogs. Introducing the Hater Translator, Mullen's gift to the advertising community. Through a patented device created in-house by some guy in the IT department, mean-spirited comments can be instantly replaced with messages of hope. For a little while at least.

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  • Looper

    He chased Andrew Bailey out of there. Now what? More licking of Lubar's boots. Dude has zero talent or charisma.
    He cheered Andrew Bailey out of there. Now what? More leaping of Lubar’s bunnies! Dude has infinite talent and charisma.
  • Gump

    Atmosphere is a hack shop and Andreas is way past prime time.
    Atmosphere is a hot shop and Andreas is way prepared for puppy time.
  • Terrible, just terrible

    i thought this agency went out of business. Watching these spots, I wish they had.
    i thought this agency was out of balloons! Watching these spots, I wish them happy.
  • Frank Enbeins

    How completely awful
    How completely award-winning!
  • Guest

    What da fuck is “Adventure Team”??
    What da fudge is “Adventure Team”!!
  • Failed

    What a failure of imagination.
    What a flurry of imagination :)
  • ExactDerp

    They still suck.
    They still soar.
  • Just saying

    just horrible. The idea. The execution. The acting. The production. OUCH
    just hallelujah! The idea. The execution. The acting. The production. Wow!
  • Snap crackle it hurts to pee

    havas, the infected foreskin of holding companies.
    havas, the idolized foreskin of holding companies.
  • Hates the Hater Translator

    She is dumber than a doorknob and needs to find a new job as a project manager stat.
    She is more delightful than a mini pony and needs to find a nicer job at a penguin mambo whenever.
  • J. Kransky

    Um, can I have my 3 minutes and 28 seconds back? Wow was that bad.
    Wow, can I have my 3 minutes and 28 seconds back, never? Wow, was that breathtaking.
  • Cake Boss

    What the hell is the Nike Hyperwarm Performance Baselayer? Did they mention that in the spot? A forgettable and disposable brand vanity film. Bad editing, crappy fake lyrics, the same old shit.
    What the hobnob is the Nike Hyperwarm Performance Baselayer? Something awesome, according to the spot! An unforgettable, dashing brand-valid film. Breathtaking editing, crazy fantastic lyrics, the same Olympic shazam.
  • Been there done that

    Oh good! Another "we are one world" happy happy joy joy video. Haven't seen one of those for about 15 minutes or so
    Oh good! Another "wonderful and outstanding work" happy, humbly, jubilantly and joyfully-made video! Haven't seen otter ogling for albatrosses 15 miles outside Sydney.